Tweedle Deeeee

High spirits today!! For what??? NO CLUE!! I am just HAPPY.. OMG! Am I just an inch from the funny farm??? No, I'm not drinking.. I know someone is.. and I'm not calling them back..

Why is that so easy like drinking water?? But so hard to find something good for you?? You have to work hard to get what you want, but something you don't want is available just like that???

My dawg.. ahem.. RUSTY.. O that devil!!! Somehow.. we all know how... he took the whole 20 feet of chain with him to his girly friend down the street and tangled up with her.. badly..

I spent a lot of my good patience with untangling his chain from her.. first, when Rusty sees me.. OOOh! He gave me the crap about why did it take me so long to find him?? And hurry the hell up!! Before he saw me, oh he was Mister Romance.. Shining in the dust.. I'm da man fo u momma.. YAH RIGHT!!! I grabbed his crappy looking self and hauled him all the way up the drive way into the truck.. Then he looked at me like: Hey, I'm just a guy in need, cha know? I'm a lonely man in that back yard.. I drove his little funky self home and had him march right back in the house.

Well, there's Hubby napping peacefully... well not when I'm all fired up... I raise a tone and tell O'Sweety get moving!! I tell him about the little charade his son put on.. Sweety is still trying to come to about what the hell is going on.. I keep yapping cuz I know I got him... I tell him about the chain and her chain.. WELL IT'S ALL BALLED UP BEYOND RECONGITION~~ His response?? Now how did he come loose with the lock on it, I put a big lock on it... I look at him like.. SH*T!! He sez, You have to get that chain back.. I looked at him like I could pierce him with my lazer vision and twirl myself around and left the room. I hoofed it back to the SHE dog's house...

Poor baby, starved for affection she slithers between my legs while I try to untangle her.. She is every neglected dog out there.. Poop all over the place.. her ball and chain has sticks, wires, chain, dried poop, cable all bundled into her ball. The stench is so bad.. Now, this little gal is a beauty.. she is a Golden Retriever.. a yellow one.. beautiful.. Yah, well her breath, poop, and the goat poop all stunk while I stood there bent over with my feet on her cable... it was hell.. I played with the chain like a puzzle.. and I even started to sweat.. After a while of working with her and her ball of misery.. Hubby walks up and sez...

Hunny.. leave it, I'll buy another one.. I glared at him like I could throw swords directly into his barely waking eyes.. I sez.. MAybe you should come HELPFUL and USEFUL!!! Oh, he mumbled something.. and walked back.. I sez.. BRING ME PLIERS or SOMETHING.. yes MS. Evil was at work..

Finally after so long.. I get it all done.. I even untangle some more of the cable so the girly would have more to walk around... I sat with her and told her I was sorry for being mean, and she is a lovely girl.. I sat there until she was content and happy.. I got the chain and started back out of that yard.. O there was hubby talking to these people's neighbor... Ms. Evil returned.. I made rude comments and walked home.

I asked O'Sweety... "With a little bit more Brain Interaction here, where the hell did you put the lock on this chain???? I didn't say Zeus, I said Rusty!!" he just chuckles... and starts to explain.. ahem now that he is awake.. We all laugh and go back inside the house..

We're just little weird like that..



This morning, I hopped outta bed and told hubby.. I be more than happy to go help him.. sure enough.. he let us go with him.. and the day is still rolling..



No private Easter for us, I really wanted to go meet and greet o relatives this weekend.. But hubby's work.. is more important...

The Rodeo is this weekend.. hmph!